Just stop it already!

My friend Aaron at Solid has offered to make me a custom frame with dual top tubes, with any angles or features that I want. Jeebus. And as D'Arcy won't be likely making me a similar offer ever ever ever, I'm considering it.
Or maybe dual down tubes? Or, with a looptail, the same two tubes start and end at the headtube! Chromed?
Of course, if I do this, I'll have to switch to mags.